Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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