i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Randomize
