We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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