I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize