he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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