Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
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