Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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