today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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