if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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