i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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