dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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