idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
