he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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