If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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