You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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