I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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