just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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