That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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