why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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