Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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