well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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