Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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