Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
