wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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