North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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