Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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