Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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