were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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