is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
