did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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