By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize