What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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