Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
only you would photoshop your dick
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
So much Jack, so little girl.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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