my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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