You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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