Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
jump out the window naked night went bad
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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