People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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