Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
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