at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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