i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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