As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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