he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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