Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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