I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Randomize