i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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