Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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