I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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