do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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