so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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