your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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