hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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