that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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