he shaved USA in his pubs
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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