You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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