Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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