dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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