oh god the rape fog is back!
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
A+ Viking dick
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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