Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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