Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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